Maddie meeting her favorite goaltender

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mad-hattress:

ghdos:

whovian-all-over:

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Mattress Jousting

FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

mad-hattress:

ghdos:

whovian-all-over:

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

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cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece

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kittiesgoruff:

mamakarkat:

barackfuckingobama:


DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME
THIS POST COMES BACK



This is making me happy.

kittiesgoruff:

mamakarkat:

barackfuckingobama:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME

THIS POST COMES BACK

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This is making me happy.

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This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!

Yes all of the yes. All of it with a side of yes sprinkler with aged fuck yes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!

Yes all of the yes. All of it with a side of yes sprinkler with aged fuck yes

angrybabysitter:

iranawayonce:

theveganabolitionist:

gryffin-dyke:

girljanitor:

grasstomyknees:

That comment is too beautifully written to not reblog. 

pro rebuttal is pro

i mean this person’s name is duchess so idk why i expected anything other than a regal takedown

OMG

The bolded.

teabilly fucksticks

angrybabysitter:

iranawayonce:

theveganabolitionist:

gryffin-dyke:

girljanitor:

grasstomyknees:

That comment is too beautifully written to not reblog. 

pro rebuttal is pro

i mean this person’s name is duchess so idk why i expected anything other than a regal takedown

OMG

The bolded.

teabilly fucksticks

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If this post gets 25,000 notes:

empresspinto:

deepbreathsdarling:

I’ll get rid of all my razors, lighters, and other self harming things.

Guys, I have over 1400 of you. If at least 10% of you reblog and people reblog from you and keep going, it could very well get that far. This is one of my best friends and just… please, guys. She deserves to be happy and hurting herself doesn’t help with that. I’m begging.

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laughingsquid:

Snake Venom, The ‘World’s Strongest Beer’ Boasts a 67.5% ABV

I HAVE DISCOVERED A 135-PROOF BEER. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

UP THE ANTE DRINK SPYRITUS POLISH VODKA 96% ABV

manofmanyhats:

laughingsquid:

Snake Venom, The ‘World’s Strongest Beer’ Boasts a 67.5% ABV

I HAVE DISCOVERED A 135-PROOF BEER. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

UP THE ANTE DRINK SPYRITUS
POLISH VODKA 96% ABV

jon i saw ur little red solo cup post. this is a little more fitting.

jon i saw ur little red solo cup post. this is a little more fitting.

There’s got to be an opening somewhere here in front of me through this maze of ugliness and greed

Alot of thinking over these past months. I hear things most don’t and its all lead me to one very sad truth. The world itself is pushing the limit, we’re on the fast track to the event horizon. Once we pass that there’s no turning back but even now i feel as if so much has passed that there really is no saving grace. We fucked up and we did it for a long time. Its crazy how something as insignificant ( in the whole scheme of things) as man could in what is relatively a short time destroy everything. With all the advancements we have today we still see the effects of imperialism and the greed of men long since dead. Hundreds of years pass and yet everyday the effects are as strong as they were then. People dyeing, vast areas of OUR planet becoming barren wasteland, countries and governments have lost all focus on what is important and money rules the world and the minds of damn near everyone. We waste the only time we have in offices, cubicles, 9-5 lives. We depend on money, we crave it, hoard it, kill for it, die for it, sell ourselves for it. Sanctity is lost and the corruption is to the core. When did life become a commodity? We had every chance it they were all squandered. Alas now the only solution is extreme and I feel within the next 100 years, inevitable. Civilization needs to start over at square one. Everyone and everything needs to be wiped out and what little that is left start anew. Tribes spring up and society starts over. From all that death, destruction, and loss a new world an innocent world will be reborn like a phoenix from the ashes. Heres to hoping we do it right the next time through. 

batman, bottle rockets and ballgags

So I havnt posted anything on here in a long time due to either lack of internet, time or giving a shit. Im posted up mad chillin right now in the land of the rising sun. for those of you that are well, fucking stupid, im in japan. times have changed but im still the disgruntled bastard ive always been. by the way the name just popped into my head so i went with it. my roommate is playing the new batman game and i went with it. A few things i have decided on are that i want to learn the bagpipes, i NEED more tattoos and old skool video games are the harbinger of sanity. I usually go on rants about muy beliefs or politics or life or whatever but right now im in a meh fuck it mood. just chillin then its back to work. night crew. 1600 aka 4 pm to 4 am. sucks.